Trailer Trash Does Drugs

College - I thought there would be drugs in this one, but there was only stupidity. Moving on!

The Wackness - You know how you always knew the guy selling ice cream in December was really selling drugs? This movie proves it - on a smaller scale. Ben Kingsley loves drugs.

Kabluey - I think I should be taking drugs to understand this movie. However, if things hold true to course, Jeffery Dean Morgan will die in this movie too (cf. Grey's Anatomy, Supernatural).

Burn After Reading - Someone was on drugs when they did Brad Pitt's hair. Spies from different spy movies star (George Clooney, Tilda Swinton). It's supposed to be a comedy, but I'll bet James Bond was mad as hell he didn't get asked. And Jason Bourne, although he is trying to get out of the game.

Transsiberian - This movie has drugs in it, but it also has Woody Harrelson, which means it isn't as good as the drugs imply. It does have Ben Kingsley, and you know that means he's coming with the good ish.


The House Bunny - Another movie in a long line of "had to be on drugs to make this movie"

Choke- Maybe it's because I like Rockwell or hate Kelly McDonald or think Chuck Palahniuk is just okay or really like the song by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Satan Said Dance. I don't know, but that Satan character is most assuredly on drugs.

Pineapple Express - I know Pineapple Express conjures images of choo-choo trains and Kung Fu Panda, but in actuality, this is a movie about weed. And not the kind you have to pull from the ground, but the kind you want to pull from the ground, roll up and smoke. Still, Trailer Trash says stay off the pot, kids, or you could end up like James Franco. Hot as hell.